With dual ultra-thanatopic oscillators, an impressive range, and their patented Now You See 'Em, Now You Don't self-guiding disintegration actualizers, these handy household Death Rays have just about everything the average householder could want - while for those special extras, they're easily customized!

And because you care about the effect they'll have on your neighborhood (boy, do you care!) they're available in seven stylish colors.

Trust me: you do not want to be the last one on your block to have one of these.

It's a fun and easy way to get rid of those annoying pet stains... even at their source!

Death Rays are not, in fact, guaranteed to be safe when used as directed. That's sort of the whole point.

Void where prohibited.